Don Showalter
"I've mixed some grasswith alcohol, and chopped it up in a blender!"
" Wow! What a reaction, huh?!"
" Let's turn on the electricity and . . . nothing happens!"
" Look what happens! Nothing!"
" Here we go! The light bulb is lighting! The light bulb is lit!"
" Now, here I already have a solution -- liquor!"
" Let's weigh something we all like. . . let's weigh some money!"
" Whoa! Look at the flame!"
" But that's just a TV trick! We know that's not the way it happens in the real world!"
" You know what I'm gonna do . . I'm gonna make a salad!"
" Oh, it's getting moist in there . . but that's understandable!"
" The beaker is frozen to the board! Look at that!"
" In the laboratory, we don't taste - - we test!"
" Blue to ray-ed . . . ac-ed!"
" Wow!"
" Right Coach!"
" Great! Have you got it? All right! Let's get energized!"
" Are you ready team? Go!!"
"Believe it or not, I did comb my hair this morning!"
" Wow! What a reaction, huh?!"
" Let's turn on the electricity and . . . nothing happens!"
" Look what happens! Nothing!"
" Here we go! The light bulb is lighting! The light bulb is lit!"
" Now, here I already have a solution -- liquor!"
" Let's weigh something we all like. . . let's weigh some money!"
" Whoa! Look at the flame!"
" But that's just a TV trick! We know that's not the way it happens in the real world!"
" You know what I'm gonna do . . I'm gonna make a salad!"
" Oh, it's getting moist in there . . but that's understandable!"
" The beaker is frozen to the board! Look at that!"
" In the laboratory, we don't taste - - we test!"
" Blue to ray-ed . . . ac-ed!"
" Wow!"
" Right Coach!"
" Great! Have you got it? All right! Let's get energized!"
" Are you ready team? Go!!"
"Believe it or not, I did comb my hair this morning!"
Roald Hoffmann
"Welcome to the laboratory! Look at all the stuff around! An experiment is going to begin!"
" When I think about it, it's very much like a cookbook recipe."
" My friends know that I'm the kind of guy who carries molecules around in my backpack."
" Let's turn off the lights, and turn on the laser beam"
" I ask: 'Speak to me. What are you?' Remarkably, they can't speak."
" Chemistry is not just bottles on a shelf . . that would be pretty dull."
" You know, when I see that reaction . . all those color changes and bubbles . . a terrible urge overcomes me."
" Please don't worry that the bagel that you eat, for instance . . will spontaneously revert to nitric acid to burn you. It won't."
" Perhaps we should have called this planet not Earth, but Ocean."
" When I think about it, it's very much like a cookbook recipe."
" My friends know that I'm the kind of guy who carries molecules around in my backpack."
" Let's turn off the lights, and turn on the laser beam"
" I ask: 'Speak to me. What are you?' Remarkably, they can't speak."
" Chemistry is not just bottles on a shelf . . that would be pretty dull."
" You know, when I see that reaction . . all those color changes and bubbles . . a terrible urge overcomes me."
" Please don't worry that the bagel that you eat, for instance . . will spontaneously revert to nitric acid to burn you. It won't."
" Perhaps we should have called this planet not Earth, but Ocean."